Shake and Bake

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tyranosaurus-banks:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

(via my-obsessions-are-never-ending)

reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

(via lilwaynesdick)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(via fallingintomyfuture)

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

(via fallingintomyfuture)

fierrrrrrce:

omg

(Source: bvsedjesus, via gossamerhearts)

lonelywhiteasian:

i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip

(via lawrencejlaw)

throwthefruitpunch:

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

(via lawrencejlaw)

(Source: nowaclubpenguinblog, via lavitaebella1995)

christmascorp:

i’m on a journey of self-discovery

(Source: chorui, via lavitaebella1995)

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: matthewcodymoore, via bands-booksgalore)

atribeoftrend:

tropicm-ist:

legit

She waited… plotted… planned… For this moment…

Only good thing Taylor Swift has done with her life.

(Source: tumboy, via lavitaebella1995)

shefellapart:

shefellapart:

i can’t wait to have kids and read them quality and heartwarming bedtime stories like mein kampf

(via crrocs)

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

(Source: styleswhore, via my-obsessions-are-never-ending)

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via skypestripper)

poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

(Source: poopflow, via skypestripper)